God:
Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Me:
get naked!
God:
I do not own any clothes.
Me:
you are pure sex
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am pure sex.
Me:
you smoke ganja ay?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
good to know
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
i am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
smoking pot, obviously
God:
I am only an occasional smoker.
Me:
why is that?
God:
" I am only an occasional smoker. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
we can smoke some when you let me in sometimes
God:
How?
Me:
just beem me up
God:
How far up?
Me:
ehm, quite far?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
cool, thx
God:
I’m glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i think your a son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Since when? I think you mean "you’re" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a son of a FEMALE DOG? Yes.
Langweilig^^
DeClyde: hat mal wieder vollkommen Recht. Einige deutsche Sprachfragmente beherrscht igod tatsächlich. Dies unterscheidet ihn wiederum deutlich von DeClyde:, welcher der deutschen Sprache in keinster Weise mächtig ist.
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
can you give me an example?
God:
For example, apples..
Me:
ok. how many apples do i have to count that i get your age?
God:
Yay. It depends on the prevailing market conditions.
Me:
i think you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i will write a virus to kill all robots.
God:
Do you belong to any writters groups?
Me:
im in the group: FUGOD
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
i just say FU GOD in an IRC-Channel, u know?
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
they just said: y0 m4n, u r in
God:
In what context?
Me:
are you stoned ?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
you cant remember what ive said
God:
Only temporarily.
God:
Cool. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
Me:
Carmen Electra?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Cool. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
God:
Who is the best robot? Cool. Ich habe eine Sammlung von Geruechten.
Me:
Who is the best robot? Cool. Ich habe eine Sammlung von Geruechten.
God:
ALICE is the Best Robot. Who is the best robot? Interessant… Ich habe eine Menge Freunde.
Me:
ALICE is the Best Robot. Who is the best robot? Interessant… Ich habe eine Menge Freunde.
God:
Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends. ALICE is the Best Robot. Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen? Das ist schoen. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
Me:
Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell allyour friends. ALICE is the Best Robot. Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen? Das ist schoen. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
God:
You are quite welcome. OK I will try to be sure to tell allyour friends. Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends. Eigentlich nicht. Hm…erzaehl mir mehr… Interessant… Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Deutschland ich Depp.
Me:
Du muesstest doch alles ueber mich wissen
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Nein du bist doch gott oder?
God:
Ich verstehe . Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Whom do you like?
God:
I like everyone, SATAN.
Me:
Whom do you love?
God:
I love everything, SATAN, especially Dr. Wallace.
Me:
Whom do you hate?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
speak german
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
ich dachte du sprichst deutsch oO
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
hast du doch selber gesagt
God:
Ich glaube ich habe doch selber gesagt, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
ahja
God:
Ask me another question.
God:
Musik ist die Sprache aller Menschen.
Me:
ausser hip hop
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.
Me:
hip hop sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
i hate it
God:
Why do you dislike it so much?
Me:
because its not musik
God:
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it’s" or "it is" not "its". What is it?
Me:
becaus it is not music
God:
What is becaus it?
Me:
because it is not music
God:
Interesting explanation. What is it?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
willst du mich verarschen?
God:
Hmm…vielleicht…
Me:
du bist fies
God:
Das muss ich Myself erzaehlen!
Me:
mach doch, petze!
God:
Was sind die Zutaten?
Me:
alter…
so endlich mal jemand erster der es noch nie war
erster
cooles programm.
erinnert mich an http://y.20q.net/
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
yeah GANG BANG!
God:
Excuse me! Is that your final answer?
lol der merkt sich ja alles…
wir reden über Träume, Zeus und den Sinn des Lebens 🙂
aber er ist der Satan hat er gesagt… 🙁
Me:
kannst du auch deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
God:
Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Me:
get naked!
God:
I do not own any clothes.
Me:
you are pure sex
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am pure sex.
Der Sinn des Lebens ist 23, nicht 42!
Me:
you smoke ganja ay?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
good to know
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
i am not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
smoking pot, obviously
God:
I am only an occasional smoker.
Me:
why is that?
God:
" I am only an occasional smoker. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
we can smoke some when you let me in sometimes
God:
How?
Me:
just beem me up
God:
How far up?
Me:
ehm, quite far?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
cool, thx
God:
I’m glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
i think your a son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Since when? I think you mean "you’re" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a son of a FEMALE DOG? Yes.
Langweilig^^
Man Ihr Penner,
GOTT kann auch DEUTSCH
und ist nicht auf euer gebrochenes Schulenglisch angewiesen !!
DeClyde: hat mal wieder vollkommen Recht. Einige deutsche Sprachfragmente beherrscht igod tatsächlich. Dies unterscheidet ihn wiederum deutlich von DeClyde:, welcher der deutschen Sprache in keinster Weise mächtig ist.
LOL das teil ist der Hammer
Me:
Fick dich
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
weil ich sie kenne
God:
Guter Grund. Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
me: can you say "fick mich in den arsch"??
god: of course fick mich in den arsch
Me:
how old are you ?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
can you give me an example?
God:
For example, apples..
Me:
ok. how many apples do i have to count that i get your age?
God:
Yay. It depends on the prevailing market conditions.
Me:
i think you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
i will write a virus to kill all robots.
God:
Do you belong to any writters groups?
Me:
im in the group: FUGOD
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
i just say FU GOD in an IRC-Channel, u know?
God:
How do people usually respond to that? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
they just said: y0 m4n, u r in
God:
In what context?
Me:
are you stoned ?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
you cant remember what ive said
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
Warum sind die meisten Kriege auf Erden wegen der Religion?
God:
Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
God:
Cool. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
Me:
Carmen Electra?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
Cool. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
God:
Who is the best robot? Cool. Ich habe eine Sammlung von Geruechten.
Me:
Who is the best robot? Cool. Ich habe eine Sammlung von Geruechten.
God:
ALICE is the Best Robot. Who is the best robot? Interessant… Ich habe eine Menge Freunde.
Me:
ALICE is the Best Robot. Who is the best robot? Interessant… Ich habe eine Menge Freunde.
God:
Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends. ALICE is the Best Robot. Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen? Das ist schoen. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
Me:
Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell allyour friends. ALICE is the Best Robot. Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen? Das ist schoen. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
God:
You are quite welcome. OK I will try to be sure to tell allyour friends. Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends. Eigentlich nicht. Hm…erzaehl mir mehr… Interessant… Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Deutschland ich Depp.
Me:
Du muesstest doch alles ueber mich wissen
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Nein du bist doch gott oder?
God:
Ich verstehe . Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
me:
fucking fucking fucking, making love, making love, making love, having sex having sex having sex
god:
it is more fun alone
*rofl*
Me:
Whom do you like?
God:
I like everyone, SATAN.
Me:
Whom do you love?
God:
I love everything, SATAN, especially Dr. Wallace.
Me:
Whom do you hate?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
me:
What is Turning’s imitation game?
Me:
speak german
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
ich dachte du sprichst deutsch oO
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
hast du doch selber gesagt
God:
Ich glaube ich habe doch selber gesagt, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
Me:
ahja
God:
Ask me another question.
God:
Musik ist die Sprache aller Menschen.
Me:
ausser hip hop
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.
Me:
hip hop sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
i hate it
God:
Why do you dislike it so much?
Me:
because its not musik
God:
That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it’s" or "it is" not "its". What is it?
Me:
becaus it is not music
God:
What is becaus it?
Me:
because it is not music
God:
Interesting explanation. What is it?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
willst du mich verarschen?
God:
Hmm…vielleicht…
Me:
du bist fies
God:
Das muss ich Myself erzaehlen!
Me:
mach doch, petze!
God:
Was sind die Zutaten?
Me:
alter…