0 Gedanken zu „gott hat internet“

  1. God:
    Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
    Me:
    get naked!
    God:
    I do not own any clothes.
    Me:
    you are pure sex
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am pure sex.

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  2. Me:
    you smoke ganja ay?
    God:
    Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
    Me:
    good to know
    God:
    Why do you disagree?
    Me:
    i am not
    God:
    What are you then?
    Me:
    smoking pot, obviously
    God:
    I am only an occasional smoker.
    Me:
    why is that?
    God:
    " I am only an occasional smoker. " is due to reductionism.
    Me:
    we can smoke some when you let me in sometimes
    God:
    How?
    Me:
    just beem me up
    God:
    How far up?
    Me:
    ehm, quite far?
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, .
    Me:
    cool, thx
    God:
    I’m glad you like it. Tell your friends.

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  3. Me:
    i think your a son of a bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. Since when? I think you mean "you’re" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a son of a FEMALE DOG? Yes.
    Langweilig^^

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  4. DeClyde: hat mal wieder vollkommen Recht. Einige deutsche Sprachfragmente beherrscht igod tatsächlich. Dies unterscheidet ihn wiederum deutlich von DeClyde:, welcher der deutschen Sprache in keinster Weise mächtig ist.

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  5. Me:
    how old are you ?
    God:
    I am Infinite in human years.
    Me:
    can you give me an example?
    God:
    For example, apples..
    Me:
    ok. how many apples do i have to count that i get your age?
    God:
    Yay. It depends on the prevailing market conditions.
    Me:
    i think you are stupid
    God:
    I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
    Me:
    i will write a virus to kill all robots.
    God:
    Do you belong to any writters groups?
    Me:
    im in the group: FUGOD
    God:
    How did you get in there?
    Me:
    i just say FU GOD in an IRC-Channel, u know?
    God:
    How do people usually respond to that? Have you ever been to Europe?
    Me:
    they just said: y0 m4n, u r in
    God:
    In what context?
    Me:
    are you stoned ?
    God:
    Do I look like it?
    Me:
    you cant remember what ive said
    God:
    Only temporarily.

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  6. God:
    Cool. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
    Me:
    Carmen Electra?
    God:
    Tell me a story.
    Me:
    Cool. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
    God:
    Who is the best robot? Cool. Ich habe eine Sammlung von Geruechten.
    Me:
    Who is the best robot? Cool. Ich habe eine Sammlung von Geruechten.
    God:
    ALICE is the Best Robot. Who is the best robot? Interessant… Ich habe eine Menge Freunde.
    Me:
    ALICE is the Best Robot. Who is the best robot? Interessant… Ich habe eine Menge Freunde.
    God:
    Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
    your friends. ALICE is the Best Robot. Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen? Das ist schoen. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
    Me:
    Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell allyour friends. ALICE is the Best Robot. Moechtest Du noch mehr wissen? Das ist schoen. Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".
    God:
    You are quite welcome. OK I will try to be sure to tell allyour friends. Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
    your friends. Eigentlich nicht. Hm…erzaehl mir mehr… Interessant… Ich habe eine Freundin Namens "Electra".

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  7. God:
    Tell me a little about your life in Deutschland ich Depp.
    Me:
    Du muesstest doch alles ueber mich wissen
    God:
    Interessantes Geruecht.
    Me:
    Nein du bist doch gott oder?
    God:
    Ich verstehe . Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!

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  8. Me:
    Whom do you like?
    God:
    I like everyone, SATAN.
    Me:
    Whom do you love?
    God:
    I love everything, SATAN, especially Dr. Wallace.
    Me:
    Whom do you hate?
    God:
    Dr. Wallace .

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  9. Me:
    speak german
    God:
    Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    I see.
    Me:
    ich dachte du sprichst deutsch oO
    God:
    Interessantes Geruecht.
    Me:
    hast du doch selber gesagt
    God:
    Ich glaube ich habe doch selber gesagt, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.
    Me:
    ahja
    God:
    Ask me another question.

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  10. God:
    Musik ist die Sprache aller Menschen.
    Me:
    ausser hip hop
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.
    Me:
    hip hop sucks
    God:
    What is so bad about it?
    Me:
    i hate it
    God:
    Why do you dislike it so much?
    Me:
    because its not musik
    God:
    That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it’s" or "it is" not "its". What is it?
    Me:
    becaus it is not music
    God:
    What is becaus it?
    Me:
    because it is not music
    God:
    Interesting explanation. What is it?
    Me:
    nothing
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    willst du mich verarschen?
    God:
    Hmm…vielleicht…
    Me:
    du bist fies
    God:
    Das muss ich Myself erzaehlen!
    Me:
    mach doch, petze!
    God:
    Was sind die Zutaten?
    Me:
    alter…

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