hab eben mit nem chinesen gechattet, war total interessant. also ich finds ne geniale idee. auch wenn son russe mich die ganze zeit als nazi beschimpft hat machts trotzdem spaß 😛
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Stranger: Hello
You: was geht?
Stranger: I dont know what that means
You: how is it?
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: where ur from?
You: yes
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: Im from America
You: // w big penis ^^
Stranger: The worst place in the world
Stranger: New Jersey…
You: swine flu ^^
Stranger: Oh…
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hab mit ner Chinesin gechattet un irgendwann keine lust mehr gehabt, paar gespräche später hatt ich die selbe im gespräch 😀
achja Deutschland kommt wohl noch net so gut an.
Und mit einem Delphin aus der Zurunkft hab ich auch geschrieben, war eig. 50% Delphin 50% Mensch, denn die Delphine beherrschen die Welt, Obama issn Cybor und Chuck Norris hat die Schweine Grippe verschluckt.
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You: hi there
Stranger: hi
You: man i got a question
Stranger: alright
You: what does the scouter say about his powerlevel?
Stranger: OVER 9000
You: 😀 😀 😀 😀
Stranger: /b/rother
You: epic win
Stranger: lulz
You: i simply knew
Stranger: nice!
You: i just had to find sb from 4chan^^
Stranger: can I ask you a personal question which I am very interested in?
Stranger: I want to be a business man
You: of course
You: ask
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: how long is your little brother ,you know what I mean?
Stranger: tell me
You: lol
You: are you some kind of pervert
You: whats wrong with the internet
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You: hi there
Stranger: heelo
You: where r u from?
Stranger: escandinavium
Stranger: and u?
You: where is it?
You: WHERE IS IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER?
You: suck my motherfucking dick
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You: Hey
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: 🙂
You: but i cant 🙁
You: im not flexibel enought
Stranger: i know, it hurts me so much :S
Stranger: haha
Stranger: heres a joke for you
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there?
Stranger: disco
You: whos is disco?
Stranger: DISCONNECT
Stranger: loser.
Stranger: fuck you.
Stranger: your mother never loved you
You: hell yeah
Stranger: your father abandoned your family
Stranger: because of ur ugly ass
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: FUCK OFF
Stranger: fuck.
Stranger: flopping fucking fish tits
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Die Idee an sich finde ich sehr nett..man kann sehen ob man jemand zum chatten findet, der auch wirklich chatten will..die Idioten kann man dezent in den Wind schießen:
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You: hi
You: I just want to know..are you someone who 1.really wants to chatt / 2.just want to ask if im a girl or not / 3. just wants to be stupid ?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u m/f?
You: im a transvestite =3
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Age?
Stranger: Name
You: 21, u ?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: male? female?
You: my name is santa clause
You: and i got big balls
You: you wanna suck on them ?
Stranger: yes
You: freak
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Stranger: hey, german?
You: hey
You: ja danke
You: xD
You: omg endlich 😀
You: wie gehts?
Stranger: oldenburg?
You: ludwigshafen
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Stranger: Hallo ik ben Pietje, ik ben een luie jongen die graag een bezoekje aan me oma brengt om te mens-erger-je-nietten, verder zoek ik een meisje die ervan houd om mijn stinkende scheten aan te ruiken/horen.
You: rofl was
Stranger: ja man
You: u dutch ?
Stranger: yea
You: ok, im german, i undestand the beginning but not the end
Stranger: HAHHHAHAAH
Stranger: oke in english :
Stranger: Hello, my name is Pietje, I am a lazy boy who likes to visit my grandmother to play mens-erger-je-niet. I’m looking for a girl who loves to smell/hear my smelly farts
You: lol
You: ive seen funny stuff on here but this is so hilarious xD
You: or maybe im just too high
Stranger: ja man
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@FuDDeS: das ist die beste Konversation überhaupt.
Dafür das dein Kollege in einen weltweiten Zufallschat geht, hat er seinen Chatkreis ziemlich eng eingeschränkt. Schon ganz gut.
Stranger: Hello there.
You: hey
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: germany
You: you`?
Stranger: Mars.
You: nice
You: how old?
Stranger: 103.
You: green or blue?
Stranger: Violet.
You: ^^
You: yes
You: öhhhm
You: how you make sex?
Stranger: It’s a secret. :oo!
You: ooookaayy
Stranger: Lalala
You: blub
Stranger: What.
You: blub
Stranger: That’s my name. o__o
You: i know
Stranger: How do you know that?
You: welche sprachen kannst du sprechen?
You: i can see the light
Stranger: OOOH
Stranger: What color is it?
You: black
Stranger: 😮
Stranger: Cooooooool.
Stranger: KARKAAMINEN ON VÄÄRIN JA VÄÄRYYS ON TUHMAA!
You: fin
Stranger: fanfun
You: why i have no girlfriend? 😉
You: mr mars
Stranger: Because you’re a girl. ;o
You: ohhhh nice
Stranger: Have you seen any flying cows around there?
Stranger: My petn escaped yesterday.
You: ohh
You: no sry
Stranger: Okay
You: whats you name?
Stranger: Make sure that you don’t eat it.
Stranger: You already said it.
Stranger: It’s Bulb.
You: right sorry Mr Blub
Stranger: It’s fine
Stranger: What’s your name?
You: Simon
Stranger: Cool.
You: Have you a sister?
Stranger: Yes I do
You: how old?
Stranger: 23
You: uh
You: ok Mr Blub
You: very funny 🙂
You: have a nice day
You: we see us
Stranger: See you
Stranger: hi
You: hi there
Stranger: asl
You: what does ist mean?
Stranger: age sex location:)
You: ah…ok^^
You: 21 female and germany
You: and u?
Stranger: 17 m uk
You: which town?
Stranger: scotland
You: this is a land 😛
Stranger: how big are your boobs?
You: what?
You: sucker!
Stranger: your breast size?
You: i understand this
You: but its a secret 😉
Stranger: okay:)
Stranger: you can ask me anything you like
You: do u have a girlfriend?
Stranger: i used to
Stranger: you?
You: i have a boyfriend
Stranger: are you a virgin?
You: no, not really 😀
You: i love to have sex
You: every kind of
Stranger: have you done anal?
You: yes
You: and i like it
You: and you?
You: do you have anal too? 😉
Stranger: no
You: my boyfriend like´s it, when i use a dildo in his ass
Stranger: does it hurt?
You: it depends on
You: when its to big
You: but when its sleepery enhoug then its ok
Stranger: when did you lose your virginity?
You: it was about 15 and u?
Stranger: 14
You: ok…you are a man 😉
You: how many girls yoh had?
Stranger: 3
Stranger: what colour is your pubic hair?
You: pubic?
Stranger: your pussy hair?
You: ah ok
You: i´m shaved 😉
You: i dont like it down there 😀
Stranger: what colour was it/
You: normaly its brown
You: are you atlethic?
You: i love muscels!
auf jeden fall saulustig
echt mal ne geile idee!^^
von 10 fremden fragen dich 9 stück nach asl…
verkackte nerds.
zu viele niederländer, skandinaven, brasilianer und japanesen
och geht… hatte grad nen rumänen, engländer, …
die idee ist super fnde ich. aber so richtig rauskommen wird nicht viel…
hab eben mit nem chinesen gechattet, war total interessant. also ich finds ne geniale idee. auch wenn son russe mich die ganze zeit als nazi beschimpft hat machts trotzdem spaß 😛
dann is der russe halt n commie
anyway, echt lustig. könnt sogar in paar jahren noch lustig sein ab und zu
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Stranger: Hello
You: was geht?
Stranger: I dont know what that means
You: how is it?
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: where ur from?
You: yes
Stranger: Sweet
Stranger: Im from America
You: // w big penis ^^
Stranger: The worst place in the world
Stranger: New Jersey…
You: swine flu ^^
Stranger: Oh…
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Ich finds cool… hab fast ne halbe Stunde mit nem Finnen gechattet, alter Schwede… ^^
Stranger: hai
You: Hi :>
Stranger: where r u from?
You: germany ^^
You: and you?
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Hat auf jedenfall viel Spaß gemacht!
hab mit ner Chinesin gechattet un irgendwann keine lust mehr gehabt, paar gespräche später hatt ich die selbe im gespräch 😀
achja Deutschland kommt wohl noch net so gut an.
Und mit einem Delphin aus der Zurunkft hab ich auch geschrieben, war eig. 50% Delphin 50% Mensch, denn die Delphine beherrschen die Welt, Obama issn Cybor und Chuck Norris hat die Schweine Grippe verschluckt.
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You: hi there
Stranger: hi
You: man i got a question
Stranger: alright
You: what does the scouter say about his powerlevel?
Stranger: OVER 9000
You: 😀 😀 😀 😀
Stranger: /b/rother
You: epic win
Stranger: lulz
You: i simply knew
Stranger: nice!
You: i just had to find sb from 4chan^^
man, die haben alle einen schaden:
Stranger: can I ask you a personal question which I am very interested in?
Stranger: I want to be a business man
You: of course
You: ask
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: how long is your little brother ,you know what I mean?
Stranger: tell me
You: lol
You: are you some kind of pervert
You: whats wrong with the internet
naja, ich würde sagen 2/3 der gespräche verlaufen gut, nur um das obige zu revidieren
Stranger: which city you are in?
Stranger: berlin?
You: frankfurt
You: do you know ?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: east or west?
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You: hi there
Stranger: heelo
You: where r u from?
Stranger: escandinavium
Stranger: and u?
You: where is it?
You: WHERE IS IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER?
You: suck my motherfucking dick
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You: Hey
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: 🙂
You: but i cant 🙁
You: im not flexibel enought
Stranger: i know, it hurts me so much :S
Stranger: haha
Stranger: heres a joke for you
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there?
Stranger: disco
You: whos is disco?
Stranger: DISCONNECT
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH!!!
You: whaaat?
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH!!!
You: whaaat?
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH!!!
You: whaaat?
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH!!!
You: whaaaaaaaat????
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH!!!
You: ne jetz ernsthaft: what?
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH!!!
You: ^^ what?
Stranger: NEWFAGS DONT KNOW WHAT IS GIRUGAMESH!!!
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Stranger: loser.
Stranger: fuck you.
Stranger: your mother never loved you
You: hell yeah
Stranger: your father abandoned your family
Stranger: because of ur ugly ass
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: FUCK OFF
Stranger: fuck.
Stranger: flopping fucking fish tits
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war ma cool.
(bevor alle brainblog-kiddies dort ihre verbal-diarrhöe dort abliessen)
Die Idee an sich finde ich sehr nett..man kann sehen ob man jemand zum chatten findet, der auch wirklich chatten will..die Idioten kann man dezent in den Wind schießen:
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I just want to know..are you someone who 1.really wants to chatt / 2.just want to ask if im a girl or not / 3. just wants to be stupid ?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u m/f?
You: im a transvestite =3
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Age?
Stranger: Name
You: 21, u ?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: male? female?
You: my name is santa clause
You: and i got big balls
You: you wanna suck on them ?
Stranger: yes
You: freak
You have disconnected.
…..
You: hossa
Stranger: Sorry I don’t speak your booga booga ticonderoga nigger language.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey, german?
You: hey
You: ja danke
You: xD
You: omg endlich 😀
You: wie gehts?
Stranger: oldenburg?
You: ludwigshafen
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nC xD
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hallo ik ben Pietje, ik ben een luie jongen die graag een bezoekje aan me oma brengt om te mens-erger-je-nietten, verder zoek ik een meisje die ervan houd om mijn stinkende scheten aan te ruiken/horen.
You: rofl was
Stranger: ja man
You: u dutch ?
Stranger: yea
You: ok, im german, i undestand the beginning but not the end
Stranger: HAHHHAHAAH
Stranger: oke in english :
Stranger: Hello, my name is Pietje, I am a lazy boy who likes to visit my grandmother to play mens-erger-je-niet. I’m looking for a girl who loves to smell/hear my smelly farts
You: lol
You: ive seen funny stuff on here but this is so hilarious xD
You: or maybe im just too high
Stranger: ja man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
@FuDDeS: das ist die beste Konversation überhaupt.
Dafür das dein Kollege in einen weltweiten Zufallschat geht, hat er seinen Chatkreis ziemlich eng eingeschränkt. Schon ganz gut.
You: hai
Stranger: hi
Stranger: zhong guo ren ?
You: fick dich missgeburt
Stranger: Hello there.
You: hey
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: germany
You: you`?
Stranger: Mars.
You: nice
You: how old?
Stranger: 103.
You: green or blue?
Stranger: Violet.
You: ^^
You: yes
You: öhhhm
You: how you make sex?
Stranger: It’s a secret. :oo!
You: ooookaayy
Stranger: Lalala
You: blub
Stranger: What.
You: blub
Stranger: That’s my name. o__o
You: i know
Stranger: How do you know that?
You: welche sprachen kannst du sprechen?
You: i can see the light
Stranger: OOOH
Stranger: What color is it?
You: black
Stranger: 😮
Stranger: Cooooooool.
Stranger: KARKAAMINEN ON VÄÄRIN JA VÄÄRYYS ON TUHMAA!
You: fin
Stranger: fanfun
You: why i have no girlfriend? 😉
You: mr mars
Stranger: Because you’re a girl. ;o
You: ohhhh nice
Stranger: Have you seen any flying cows around there?
Stranger: My petn escaped yesterday.
You: ohh
You: no sry
Stranger: Okay
You: whats you name?
Stranger: Make sure that you don’t eat it.
Stranger: You already said it.
Stranger: It’s Bulb.
You: right sorry Mr Blub
Stranger: It’s fine
Stranger: What’s your name?
You: Simon
Stranger: Cool.
You: Have you a sister?
Stranger: Yes I do
You: how old?
Stranger: 23
You: uh
You: ok Mr Blub
You: very funny 🙂
You: have a nice day
You: we see us
Stranger: See you
Genial 😀
Stranger: hi
You: hi there
Stranger: asl
You: what does ist mean?
Stranger: age sex location:)
You: ah…ok^^
You: 21 female and germany
You: and u?
Stranger: 17 m uk
You: which town?
Stranger: scotland
You: this is a land 😛
Stranger: how big are your boobs?
You: what?
You: sucker!
Stranger: your breast size?
You: i understand this
You: but its a secret 😉
Stranger: okay:)
Stranger: you can ask me anything you like
You: do u have a girlfriend?
Stranger: i used to
Stranger: you?
You: i have a boyfriend
Stranger: are you a virgin?
You: no, not really 😀
You: i love to have sex
You: every kind of
Stranger: have you done anal?
You: yes
You: and i like it
You: and you?
You: do you have anal too? 😉
Stranger: no
You: my boyfriend like´s it, when i use a dildo in his ass
Stranger: does it hurt?
You: it depends on
You: when its to big
You: but when its sleepery enhoug then its ok
Stranger: when did you lose your virginity?
You: it was about 15 and u?
Stranger: 14
You: ok…you are a man 😉
You: how many girls yoh had?
Stranger: 3
Stranger: what colour is your pubic hair?
You: pubic?
Stranger: your pussy hair?
You: ah ok
You: i´m shaved 😉
You: i dont like it down there 😀
Stranger: what colour was it/
You: normaly its brown
You: are you atlethic?
You: i love muscels!